Saturday, August 08, 2009

Thank You Baby. Promise You, I'll Study Hard!

I know, I know. It has been a while. Busy. What more can I say?! :(

So, I just wanna share some funny riddles which I had encountered while doing my homework. All these were taken from Journal of Pragmatics, an article entitled
A Linguistic Look at Riddles by John M. Dienhart (1999).

Enjoy! ;D

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the Pooh.

Q: What did one tonsil say to the other?

A: You'd better get dressed - the doctor's taking us out tonight.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the street?
A: To get to the second-hand shop.

Q: Why couldn't the leopard escape from the zoo?
A: Because he was always spotted.

Q: Why did the lobster blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

Q: Have you ever seen a salad bowl?
A: No, but I've seen a square dance

Q: What colors should you paint the sun and the wind?
A: The sun rose and the wind blew.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A newspaper.

Q: What did Cinderella say when her photographs were mislaid?
A: Some day my prints will come.

Q: What animal can you never trust?
A: A cheetah.

Q: What's the best cure for water on the brain?
A: A tap on the head.

Q: If a buttercup is yellow what color is a hiccup?
A: Burple.

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?

A: Spook-etti.

[and last one. Shapx's favorite,]

Q: What's the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
A: One longs to eat, the other eats too long.

haha.. Quite funny, right? See, homework is FUN!

Okay2, last one.

Q: Why did I upload a picture of an Apple here?

Once you get the answer, then it will explain the new template and colors of this blog :) haha

Shafiq, you're Obama too!


A Kitten said...

Nice hubby u got there! ;)