Monday, November 29, 2010


According to selfOblivion, it only takes about an hour!

Watching this makes me wanna learn everything about make up! 

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

That Thing You Do

Dear MJW,

I am really upset with you. You don't tell me shit and in public, you comport yourself like I'm your one and only confidante. What is that?

I tell you what, your flawless public facade, masked public despair.

I know something.
A big thing.
But I won't say anything.
'Cuz you acted like a King, in full swing.
Fine. I'll let you do your own thing.

Bye MJW. 

 p/s: You have upset the applecart and there will be unfortunate corollary, 
which you have to pay, ALONE.

Monday, November 15, 2010

I Beat The Daylight Out of Her!

She was getting on my nerves and I was given no other choice.

So I let her have it ALL!

FYI, only the female mosquito feeds on humans.

Friday, October 29, 2010

F For Facebook

 F as in... 






and most importantly, Facebook is Fruitful.

Tell you what, if you have any insoluble question in mind, just ask your friends in Facebook. You will get all kind of answers; some are witty, silly, annoying and of course, lots and lots of unobliging answers -_-"

But, but but.. if you're lucky (to have), an intelligent friend who hates to see you all uptight thinking about the answer(s), then s/he will always come to the rescue.

A friend like this one:

haha.. Facebook is also,  


Thursday, October 28, 2010

Sir, Yes Sir!

Ever wonder why military people say "Sir, yes Sir!" instead of a simple "Yes!" or even "Yes, Sir!"

I just don't get it!

But according to my little brother, it's a sign of respect and an acknowledgment. The first and the last word that come out of your mouth, must be Sir! Not just any sir but Sir! 

This is just one of the many rules they have. My brother who is currently in RMC often shares some of the secrets and I tell you one thing, life ain't easy there! -_-

I tumbled upon this and here are some photoes photos I would like to share (have! actually haha ;P)

"Sir, the last two are just awesome, Sir!" 

To my significant other, (if you're reading this, doesn't matter if the calendar says January 2011) 
 I want I want I want!!!

Or should I say, "Sir, I really want those, Sir!" *pause* "Sir, please Sir!" *almost crying*

Monday, October 25, 2010

Hankering For...

Hope it won't cost me an arm and a leg -_-

Saturday, October 23, 2010

A Typographical Error

I'm having all the time in the world and now I'm learning French! haha I'm just kidding.

I have always wanted to learn this language and my reason is the same like others, because it sounds GOOD and SEXY !!! *chuckles*

My hubby, who knows a little bit of French (he's so eksyen okay!) without fail will correct me every time I sing "Night of The Hunter" by 30 Seconds To Mars. He even cakap:

"Ntah apa la you sebut tu"

Anyway, the song's in English with few, very few French phrases. I really like the song so with the help of Google translate, I can know the English meaning of those phrases. Hurrah! 

Since I'm not familiar with this language at all, it is quite hard for me to type-out those phrases and I was struggling in doing this. Pity me huhh?

So, do you know that a simple mistake in typing a word will generate into another word that is off the context.

Okay, let me show you. I want to know the meaning of this phrase: La Nuit du Chasseur

but instead, I mistyped Chasseur into Chassur and this happened:

haha so funny! The Night Footwear?!! Like those towel slippers you normally get when you're in hotels or on plane? This is hysterically funny and out of context.

The rite right one's here:

To me, making mistakes is the fun part of learning.

Wait till you hear me say (okay, sing): une, deux, trois, cinq (one, two, three, five)

four (quatre)?

Guess I should pick a real French song instead!

(the full lyrics is here)

I Have A Question To Ask!

My one question goes something like this,

" If curiosity could kill a cat, so what can jealousy do?! "


If you're reading this AB-ZA-SN, maybe you could give it a try. Huhh?

Okay, we're gonna go and make love now. See you guys later. *ciao*

Saturday, October 16, 2010

If I've Done You Wrong, I'm Truly Sorry!

I shall handle this matter like a real lady.

*inhales deeply*

Yes, I have been hiding for more than 6 months and since life has been pretty hectic (well at least, for some of us) I have made a drastic move; making my blog private!

One out of so many reasons is because of the nasty comments I have been getting. Reason(s)? Well, don't ask me because I'm not very certain either.

and by whom? I can only assume.

But anyhow, I get the message that You're trying to tell me. I don't need to be a genius to figure that one out!

As I said earlier, I only have two hands, I'm juggling with so many things at once; my work, studies, families and those few friends I have. Maybe You don't know this, but my work as well as my studies needs me to stay in focus, at all time.

I'm not cocky or arrogant, but seriously, I have other serious matters to focus on, matters that involve life-and-death, vitally important decision that can cause people's life!!

But You, well You're condemning on too many things and some were my past, personal, very personal things, even I can't control them, anymore -_-

So, to end this twisted and thorny misunderstanding, I have decided after much deliberation, to accept all your advise and use it to the fullest and let's just hope one day I can be a better person. *amin*

Jokes aside, I don't want to pick a fight with You honestly. You are welcome to express whatever you feel and I will decide whether those comments should be approved here, or not. Okay?



Sunday, April 04, 2010

Okay, I Don't Have A Way With Words

I feel like a naked soul, left alone with a painful feeling of humiliation and distress, which was caused by the unconsciousness of my own tongue, making the most embarrassing goof one can ever commit during a class presentation yesterday. 

I said,

"A vitamin is an organic compound required as a nutrient in tiny amounts
by an ORGASM ... organism!"

Oh my... Ouch!

I know that words can hurt your feelings (you know, like the song Don't Speak by No Doubt) but in this case, long awkward silent is worst! It broke my heart and left me with dismay... -_- 

and it's true, laughter IS the best medicine!


Monday, March 22, 2010

Well, She Had A Very Small Bun In The Oven...

No Kidding !!!

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Push To The Limit

is what I really need right now

Thursday, March 04, 2010

One's Money's Worth

Saturday, February 20, 2010

A Crackerjack Photoshoper

How I wish I can do something like this... *sighs*

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Thirty Seconds To Mars "Kings & Queens"

Thirty Seconds To Mars - Kings + Queens - HD

30 Seconds to Mars | MySpace Music Videos


Saturday, January 02, 2010

"Okay, Thank You Class. I'll See You Tomorrow!" (or online?)

It has been such a long time since my last entry here. I know. Many wonderful and not-so-wonderful things have happened since October 2009.

However, it puzzled me too much whenever I log in to this account. Why?

Well, I just couldn't understand why my students came here and left such comments just because of some videos of Britney Spears I uploaded here in MY PERSONAL blog. (see Video 1 and Video 2).

Okay, I apologize for the fact that she was half-naked and oh-so-beautiful that it kills everyone who sees the vid, but why the used of such language? If it's too 18sx for you or if it riled you up so bad, why watch it? You could have just skipped the videos and moved on to the next entries.

(Oh okay, there was no new entry... but You got the point!)

And because of you redneck people out there who have nothing better to do, I am forced to change my comments setting so such vulgar language will not mortify me and other readers/students.

And not just that, I had to permanently delete your comments and rejected some. (not that there were that many)

However, one of the comments managed to get my attention and I'm going to justify it here and not because I have to but because I WANT to.

"Is this what an alumni of IIUM teach?"


alumni: Plural
alumnus: Singular/Male
alumna Singular/Female



Excuse me?

1. I'm not teaching anything here.

2. This is MY PERSONAL BLOG in which the manifestation of my inner thoughts and feelings put in a concrete form, to be shared with others.

3. Oh God! I am not an USTAZAH! :-?

4. So now all students (and former students) of IIUM are USTAZ/AH?

5. And if you don't like Britney, Oh well, too bad then.

I have ONE question for you,


As far as I can remember, I didn't, excuse me, I NEVER reveal this blog or even my FB account to any of my student in class. You look me up in Google, fully aware of your action by typing my full name like this,

Am I right? So that explains the figure 18,600...

By uploading such videos makes me a BAD TEACHER? Your heart-rending comments and judgments puzzled me till now...


I just hope my previous/future students will be more liberal, permissive, carefree so that you could understand that I'm just as normal as you guys..

Like HelloOoo..., I'm only 24!
(Okay, 25 this year...)

" We had FUN, right guys?! "