Nerds Make Good Boyfriends!

" Spotted: A Beautiful Blond Phoenix Rising From The Ashes Of A Major Public Humiliation "

Okay, don't get me wrong! I'm one out of so many people out there who adores this hottie, Serena van der Woodsen.


Tengok la gambar-gambar ini sendiri. Kamu mesti setuju, kan?
*drool-over*







but...,




that's Serena van der Woodsen.




Now, if you look at Blake Lively after she had removed all Serena van der Woodsen's make-up-clothes-hair etc, you might think, "Er, two different people, eh?"


Just look at these photos...

She looks as if she has been eating and drinking too much
that her tummy's sticking out!

Okay, hot. But it doesn't stop there. Maybe you can also add "slutty" ?
Maybe.. and plus, she looks a bit chubby. No?

And this one, wearing RED on a rep carpet? What were you thinking?
And what's up with the hair? And look at those earring hrmm...


(not a slight touch of Elegant in the last two photos)

If you agree with me, then maybe you, like me, like Serena van der Woodsen and not so much a Yeah-I-Adore-Blake-Lively fan. Kan? Kan?


[voice-over] Until then, you know you love me, XOXO... Gossip Girl

Credits:
Title, Spotted: A Beautiful Blond Phoenix Rising From The Ashes Of A Major Public Humiliation was taken from Gossip Girl The Ex-Files, Season 2, Episode 4, 2008
Photos all from www dot CelebStyle dot com

If At First The Idea Is Not Absurd, Then There's No Hope!

We're still shocked with the whole idea honesty, but I knew from the moment he told me about this dream that it's gonna happen sooner or later.


So I guess now, let's just pray for everything to go according to plan...

This is a sport naked bike, Kawasaki z750
(the one sets as wallpaper on his desktop & laptop *sighs*)

I kinda like Yamaha R1 (black/blue) and this black/green Kawasaki Ninja
(Kawasaki Ninja: also in black/white but very expensive I tell you!!)

Bila dah ada ni, I guess I can have this. Huh, no? LOL


Oo ya, yesterday I bumped into this guy who had had embarrassed himself when I corrected him in front others. Tula nak eksyen lagi depan ladies!


To Mr. You-Know-Who-You-Are:
Pssst, dude! It's humiliating to say it's a Harley when it's a Ducati :-?

Credits: Title above is taken from Albert Einstein
http://motorbike-search-engine.co.uk/2009-motorcycles/z750.jpg
http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/prototype-spy-concept/Yamaha-2006-R1concept.jpg
http://www.minimotos4u.com/bfbac500.jpg

So I Discovered Something New Today. Hooray, Bravo, Yippee?!!

This morning I bought this (see picture below) as my breakfast since I thought I might need extra energy since I have so many things to settle before going to a meeting at 3pm.

To my surprise, as I'm sipping the chocolate drink using the straw provided, I realized that the liquid was not going as normal as it used to; it did not go straight into my mouth!

Lucky enough for me to realize it just in time for me to cover my mouth using fingers, just enough time to make it stop from covering the essays written by Eliana, a student of mine who has asked me to check her essay (extra).

I stopped sipping and looked at the box and noticed there is something different about the cover and I read the tag-line, which says,
"Sensasi Meletup Straw Edisi Terhad!"

Can you make out the close up picture that shows the new design for the straw? So, what's your opinion?



Creative?



Original?



Brilliant, with the capital B?

This is what I have to say:
It's Annoying!

Maybe I'm the only one who feel so?
If yes, is it because I'm not creative enough?

Or am I too skeptical for changes?

Hrmmm ... o_O

So Time Waits For No Man Huhh?

What a waste of time, my precious time kot!

Berjam kot saya duduk di hadapan komputer dengan tujuan nak mencari Full-Text Journal yang boleh saya gunakan untuk settle-kan assignment Semantics tapi satu pun tak dapat! Penat mencari dan berharap.

Kerja sangat banyak dan berlambak-lambak sehinggakan waktu makan tengahari pun terpaksa saya skip. Ini membuatkan saya rasa macam nak give-up jer. Tak sure yang mana, kerja atau belajar? huhh~

Hanya ada satu jalan sahaja sekarang ini. Esok tengahari sebaik sahaja kerja habis (dalam pukul 1-1:30 pm dah settle biasanya) saya akan pecut laju ke tempat belajar saya dengan memandu selaju-laju 120-130 km/j (kira lajulah ni bagi pemandu lesen P yang ambil 3 kali baru pass kan?) dan semestinya skip lunch lagi (jadi Shapx kamu makan soranglah di rumah kampung yer?) supaya dapat meng-access library University yang tak paham kenapa nak tutup petang dan banyak plak panduan perpakaiannya yang sukar untuk di ikuti dengan harapan dapatlah saya membuat salinan article-article dalam journal English Today!

Okay tak plan ini?

Mesin Membuat Salinan, kamu tolong agar mesra ye dengan saya esok?

It Is Raya Again!

Before things get pretty busy. Just a quick one.
[reply to Shapx: Yes, yes I'm coming just gimme 2 minutes]

These Ramadhan and coming Raya,

1) I managed to complete my ibadah puasa ;) (okay, almost. Still about 8 hours to go but I'm pretty sure I'll surpass hehe)

2) Got new Telekung and baju Raya from Mama (MIL) that kinda matches Shapx's black baju Melayu. Thanks Mama.

3) This year, I'm giving duit Raya for the first time. Living in Perlis, makes it easy to change money except that RM5 notes has long finished... Fuhh~ Red is so not Raya! I wanna give the green one.

4) The kids are all here. Rumah Kampung is very messy now with thousand of toys God knows where they come from, noise coming from their vocal cords, tears after being scold by Shapx and laughter when they play with Kak Lang haha. Hey I'm so not making this up okay!

-Alya, me and Ashraf-
Shapx: They are just so lucky to get you as their Mak Lang!
Skpn: Hey, it's KAK Lang! Better say it right.

5) and this Raya, we're gonna celebrate it in Perlis, KL and Cameron (surprise Birthday for Mama (MIL) hehe..)

It's a family thing, there will be 4 families and I'm sure it's gonna be a BLAST!

Salam Raya everyone...

[Hey Shapx, wait for me!]

Can't You Tell I'm Very Busy Doing My Homework?!

"Run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread man" said Gingerbread boy

... but do you know what happened to him in the end?

So, let's do the same with Mama's cookies this Iftar shall we? haha..

photo credit to gingy_by_cachamaricha taken from www.deviantart.com

Salam Ramadhan Al Mubarak To All Muslim

I'm gonna miss eating breakfast in office.
Shapx's burger is just perfect! McD pun kalah okay haha..

"hope I can lose some weight this Ramadhan"

I have been hearing this phrase a couple of time now this week. It seems that everybody has the same idea and now I'm thinking, should I lose some as well?!

Well after all, I did get remark that goes, "Wah Sri, you dah put on weight! Never thought it's possible!" right after they saw my wedding pictures :( Dammit!

But honestly, am I really that fat? It's Ramadhan and I think I should hope for something else rather than perfect-hour-glass-body atau kurang tembam sikit di pipi... huhh~~

So, I come up with a list of things that I really, really hope to happen this Ramadhan.

1. At least a day to break fast with Papa, Mama, Kak Ani, Syah, Abang, Ten Ten and Bear.
   
2. I am determined to bring a Tupperware every time we go and buy kuih at any Bazar Ramadhan in Perlis! Regardless the stares and laughs I'll get huhh~
   
3. I really want to learn and read the Quran from Shapx this year. Guess this is the best time for me to start... Lagipun, Ramadhan ni kurang marah sikit harap nye huhu..
4. Wanna play fireworks with Shapx, Alya, Adam and if have extra can bring them to KL and play with my family plak hehe and Ashraf's family as well :)
5. And finally, I want to bake some cookies for Raya hehe...
   

Among all, I just hope this Ramadhan I get more pahala and forgiveness from God, Parents, Siblings, Husband, Teachers and friends etc for all my wrong doings. Amin.

So, everyone Salam Ramadhan!
Okay guys, let's get busy :D Raya nak dekat dah ni hihi

We Don't Need 8 Hours of Sleep.

Do we really need 8 hours of sleep? I don't think so! Lets just look at our mothers for instance or even students, do you really think they sleep that long?

No siree Bob!

So, yes. Doctors have been lying to us all along! :(

And no matter how busy we are, entertainment is a must! So I guess it explains why I went out to watch G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra with Shapx, Razip, Ebby and Syamril yesterday and had 3 games of bowling. Then makan and lepak at one of the mamak stalls in Jitra. Arrived home at about 11:30 pm.

Even after a long day, (earlier me and Shapx were looking for new closet) we could still indulge ourselves with series before shutting our eyes at 3am. Nice right?

Currently, I'm watching (again) a Japanese series, Beautiful Life (2000)

You see, who could resist Takuya Kimura huh?
In Samantha Thavasa ad with Beyonce Knowles

Shapx is watching his favorite The Sopranos (1999-2007)

The best part is Homework tak siap pe pun huhu... :-/

Click here for more info about Samantha Thavasa

[a Japanese brand (focuses on handbag and jewelry) featuring celebrities like Beyonce, Posh Spice, Paris Hilton etc and a bit cheaper than LV hehe]

So, why are you still sleeping, sleepy head?!

Thank You Baby. Promise You, I'll Study Hard!

I know, I know. It has been a while. Busy. What more can I say?! :(

So, I just wanna share some funny riddles which I had encountered while doing my homework. All these were taken from Journal of Pragmatics, an article entitled A Linguistic Look at Riddles by John M. Dienhart (1999).

Enjoy! ;D

Q: What do you get if you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the Pooh.


Q: What did one tonsil say to the other?
A: You'd better get dressed - the doctor's taking us out tonight.


Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the street?
A: To get to the second-hand shop.


Q: Why couldn't the leopard escape from the zoo?
A: Because he was always spotted.


Q: Why did the lobster blush?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.


Q: Have you ever seen a salad bowl?
A: No, but I've seen a square dance


Q: What colors should you paint the sun and the wind?
A: The sun rose and the wind blew.


Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A newspaper.


Q: What did Cinderella say when her photographs were mislaid?
A: Some day my prints will come.


Q: What animal can you never trust?
A: A cheetah.

Q: What's the best cure for water on the brain?
A: A tap on the head.


Q: If a buttercup is yellow what color is a hiccup?
A: Burple.


Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-etti.


[and last one. Shapx's favorite,]


Q: What's the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
A: One longs to eat, the other eats too long.


haha.. Quite funny, right? See, homework is FUN!

Okay2, last one.

Q: Why did I upload a picture of an Apple here?

Once you get the answer, then it will explain the new template and colors of this blog :) haha

Shafiq, you're Obama too!
Thanks

Be Mine Forever...

"if I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?"

Casper, The Friendly Ghost

Huhh~ Married Life Is Hard Work!

You know I have been very busy, right?

As evidence, I have just finished doing the listening questions that I need to submit tomorrow morning. And now it's almost 3:30 in the morning!

Huhh~
Balancing between work, study and personal life are just crazy I tell you. And not to mention that I haven't done a thing for my Master classes; not even read the title for the take home assignment!

Okay, just to let this out of my chest before I go to bed so that I won't have any guilty feelings to bother me later, as I have to wake up early tomorrow (hate morning classes especially at 8am!)...

Hrmm, I went to the movie with Shapx and watched Ice Age 3! It was hilarious and we had such a great time. As we're about to leave, Razip and Ebby arrived with 2 surprise tickets to watch Public Enemies. I mean, who could reject such offer? It's Johnny Depp la, c'mon! Tapi sangat disappointed okay ending dia.

Anyhow, we had fun.

And totally forgot about the Dictionary for Semantics class kan B? adoi. I'm so "lamb chop" la this Thursday =="

Worth all the time in the world watching this even if I'm so gonna get it this Thursday ;D

Sid, you're great man! Really great! and Shapx really likes you haha ;P

Okay, okay got to go now. It's really late. Shapx is going to kill me if he knows *cross-finger* and I hope he wont!

*off PC and jump to bed with Shapx*

credit: www.iceagemovie.com

Playing Me

How I soOoo wish you're in my shoes at this very moment and then you'd understand. If only you will want to "spring cleaning" EVERYTHING then things will definitely be a lot better.

you agree?

Yes, It's True. I'm Married.

" when they ask me what I liked the best,
I tell them it was you"

from City of Angels

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What It's Like To Be Me...

You people may think I am not serious with this whole blogging thing, right?

But honestly, I am!

If only I have:

1. My own laptop instead of this old desktop with this old blinking monitor. Did I mention old twice on two different things? wait, there are two more items. O yes, and this old keyboard and this old mouse. They are VERY OLD, I tell you!

2. Internet access. Hrmm what do you call it? 3G? No, not that one! Ermm.. yes, yes broadband! Yes, I would really like to have that!

3. But even if I do have all these (in which I don't!) I don't think I have the time to post any entry here. So what I would like to have more is time. Possible?

So, I'm glad you could understand my situation.
Thank you!


I read these blogs just now:

Kak Tuty's, Kak Fasyu's, Kak Sue's

Very cool! Keep on posting guys!

P/S: Kak Sue, I'm glad I came across yours!

Tagged Again?!

I know, I know, it has been a while..

I have been awfully busy these few weeks. Had no time to even check my emails okay? Fuhh ~


Anyhow, Miss Cha Yang has tagged me and she mentioned it straight to my face saying that "you have been tagged!"
So, these are the steps:

1. Go to "My Pictures" or your Photo Folders in your computer
2. Go to the sixth folder of your photos' folders
3. Go to the sixth photo of that folder
4. Upload it here
5. Describe it.
6. And finally, tag six other bloggers and leave a comment in their pages.

okay, this is quite easy.


[clicking sounds ... pause ... clicking sounds ... ]

Hrmm ...

Okay, so here is the photo ...

Ooo yes, the-used-to-be-favorite shoes.

Hrmm this picture was taken on December 12, 2008 at IIUM's Library, using Shapx's hp while waiting for him to decide which journals and books to copy for his MA Thesis (Project Paper).

I used to wear it everyday to class, so comfy I tell you... but now, back in the shoe-box, you go!


*silence*


What more to say? I need to get myself a new pair!



So the six bloggers are:
Shapx, Zulhumar, Ainguzzle, Umair, Tintarawa, Kak Fasyu

(I'm letting these new friends try "Tagged" LOL & TQ)

Hey, I Am Not Lazy But Busy !

Listening to Babyface while marking exam papers at this hour is surely a nice feeling..

Peace! v(^V^)v



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I'm So Lazy To Write So Lets Just Upload Pictures, Shall We?

November and December 2008 - Kangar - Climbing Photos

Trying hard to smell his own foot/shoes?

Ballet/Rock or any other shoes ---> they stink!


Shapx: "I'm the MAN!"

Shapx in action 1

Shapx in action 2

The K3's Family : Umair, Shapx and Hussin

This is what we called C.O.N.F.I.D.E.N.T !!! ;-D
(On the wall: Koko)

A-must-have-thing when you want to climb really high..
(Koko, Shapx's hand, Pak Dam)

This is me hehe ;-D

Me and a-must-have-thing with its friends (haha)
What is it called again, CRAP? Hrmm?

See, very confident right ... ? LOL

black & white!
I mean the tudung, shirt VS white chalk on Shapx's left hand ;-P

Hrmm really missed hanging out there ...



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David Cook-ies VS Natasha Bed-in-(g)Field ?

This morning, I had two songs playing non-stop in my mind; Light On by David Cook and Angel by Natasha Bedingfiled.


As soon as I got into the office, I turned on the PC and started surfing about them on the net. I looked at both of the official websites and I prefer this one (than this).

But you see, I adore his look, voice, style etc. So clearly my favorite is DC ;-) but you, NB, well I like you cuz of your music nothing more than that. To me your look, hair, style are just okay.

And again, they are just websites. Nobody really cares about them except a mind-numbing girl with nothing to do early in the morning?

Huhhh =="

Credits to: David Cook and Natasha Bedingfield's Official Web pages.

Dearest Ralphy ...

I just hope the world knows that I am still a good follower of all your brilliant thoughts and ideas, such as this one ...

"It is easy in this world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude."

even if others are ogling me with You-Think-You're-Always-Right-Look, I am going to stand solid with my principle and I will yell out loud saying,

"If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me."

even though, the universe is already against me.

Just because ... I know I'm right !!!

All the quotes are by Ralph Waldo Emerson taken from The selected Writing of Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Darn-It ! I Got Tagged, AGAIN ...

*gasp*

I got tagged again and this time, it was from V@WLOUNGE on Tuesday, January 20th 2009. [ops, she's on private]

Anyhow, these are the things I must do.


5 Characteristics of your dream guy/girl
Compassionate, Empathy, Calm, Rationale, Loving.
In 5 letters it would be S.H.A.P.X

5 Characteristics that you have never like in a guy/girl
selfish, arrogant, insensitive, disrespectful, hypocrite ... and the list goes on and on and on!

5 feelings that you have when you're out with the one you admire
Blessed, Cheerful, Overjoyed, Delighted, Ecstatic

5 places that you want to travel with your loved one
no idea ... erm maybe Krabi, China (with Shapx's parents), India, Disneyland(s) and maybe all the islands in Malaysia

5 special things that you would give to your loved one
Wow i have a lot; my heart and soul, my presence and my compassion, my complete trust and a pledge of his trust in return, my love and shoulder for him to cry on, and a wonderful future for both of us. And one more thing, perhaps one day, a child ... or more? lol

5 songs that you will sing to your partner
- "Open Arms" by Mariah Carey
- "Can't Take My Eyes of You" by Lauryn Hill
- "Cater 2 U" by Destiny's Child
- "Into You" by Fabolous feat. Ashanti
- "Love Don't Cost A Thing" by Jennifer Lopez

5 friends that you want to tag
- Kak Firah, Kak Hanie, Cha Yang, Kak Dianne & Shapx


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Tooth Fairy, Where Are You?

I'm still waiting for this little tooth to come out, so you can come and take my wisdom tooth ...
Hurry up please!

Do I really need a tooth fairy?
Because my tooth doesn't hurt, but my gum is ...

What should I do? :-(

Whenever I eat, food get stuck in the gap, between my bottom left still-growing-wisdom tooth and the gum at the far end of my teeth and it is very painful too.

I have put off this problem for a very long time and I think this can't wait any longer.

I did ask one of my students whom had worked as a dental assistant in a dentist clinic, and her suggestion was to have it removed! I was shocked at hearing this and I thought to myself,

"how the h*** are they going to pull it out
when the tooth is still growing?"

Then she said, "well, normally we do X-ray first"

Okay, X-ray sounds better.

So I did some research on my own and found out that wisdom tooth can be complicated something like:

if the root is touching a nerve it might be very risky to pull it out! if the tooth broke during the extraction this will injure the nerve and I will have permanent pain for my whole entire life ...

I never had any problem with teeth or gum before.

Not even that black thing that people have on their teeth..

Do you really have funny jokes to tell about teeth?!

Shapx dear,
I think I really need to see your expert, now.


Pictures taken from www.cartoonstock.com , www.drspencerdental.com , www.skyeauroadesigns.com

I am an Aries

Black & White... Like me and my Shapx haha ;-P

Everything comes in two.
Day & Night, Right & Left, Black & White
and the list goes on ...

Similarly to human beings. We have our positive, as well as our negative traits. And by having both, it makes us a perfect creature, unpredictable and special at the same time.

I am grateful to be an Aries. Look at the positive features; Optimism, Enthusiastic, Loyal, Dynamic, Strong, Adventurous, Independent, Confidant, Passionate ...

Even the negative ones; Self-Centered, Short-Tempered, Impatient, fickle-Minded, Possessive, Very Jealous ...

These words are perfect to describe me
and I am amazed with all of them ...

Simply because, I am what I am and nothing could ever change that! :)

Aries is a sign of warrior and its symbol shows the Ram's horns

A lucky colour for Aries is crimson or deep red

all pictures taken from: deviantART

Love Poem by Tagore

A poem by Rabindranath Tagore

Love adorns itself,
it seeks to prove inward joy and by outward beauty.
Love does not claim possession,
but gives freedom.
Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
Love's gift cannot be given,
it waits to be accepted

Picture taken from deviantArt by pAIXAuM